Christine - Trained Doula

Monday, January 16, 2012

Tylerisms

Mom:  Tyler you need to put your pants on so we can go to the park.
Tyler:  Me no like pants
Mom:  If you don't put your pants on, your legs will get freezing cold. 
Tyler:  Me like freezing cold legs. 


Mom:  I found _________ fill in the blank cause it doesn't matter, the answer is always the same. 
Tyler:  oooo, Me been looking for that. 
(it could be anything from a toy to food to a dust bunny.)


Tyler helping mom do the laundry
Tyler:  Me lubs doing laundry.  Me really good at it.
Mom (to self) Now if he only would lub putting his toys away. 


Tyler - talking to daddy on phone: come home, its dangerous outside...big spiders and tornados


Tyler to Libby the dog: ( holding a spoon in one hand while tapping his palm on the other)  Did YOU spill the water?
Libby:  no answer just a blank look
Tyler to his mother :  Did YOU spill the water
Kate - ROTFL --- literally so hard she couldn't speak to which Tyler looked at the computer we were skype-ing on and said to gramma ---- Did You spill the water??

Katie (sitting at the computer with hair dye covering her head)
Tyler:  Your hair looks scary mommy .....but I still lub you!!!!!

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